A Candle Hotter Than Your Ex’s Lies (Burn Your Bad Decisions Away) – Scented Candle
Product Description
Ready to torch those toxic memories? Light up “A Candle Hotter Than Your Ex’s Lies (Burn Your Bad Decisions Away)” Scented Candle and let its soothing aroma help you leave the past behind—one flame at a time. Whether you’re setting the mood for a solo self-care night or needing a fresh start in a newly single space, this candle’s humor and warmth will have you feeling renewed and re-energized.
Key Features & Benefits:
Long-Lasting Burn Time
Enjoy 70–80 hours of uninterrupted relaxation, making it perfect for busy weeks, break-up rituals, or extended chill sessions.
All-Natural Soy Wax Blend
Poured with 100% natural soy wax, this candle offers a cleaner, slower burn—no shady toxins, just pure, uplifting fragrance.
Cotton Wick
The 100% cotton wick ensures an even flame, reducing soot and enhancing the scent throw.
Personalizable Jar Label
Want to add a personal message or some extra snark? Customize the permanent adhesive label to really drive home the point.
Made in the USA
Skillfully assembled using globally sourced parts, supporting quality American craftsmanship in every pour.
Compact Yet Powerful
At 3″ × 5″ (7.6cm × 12.7cm), it’s sized just right for nightstands, coffee tables, or desk corners—wherever you need that fiery confidence boost.
Why You’ll Love It
Emotional Cleanse: Symbolically burn away old regrets and negative vibes—perfect for staging a post-breakup glow-up.
Hilarious Décor Piece: A witty conversation starter for anyone who’s been through the wringer with an ex.
Eco-Friendly Choice: The natural soy blend and cotton wick support a cleaner planet (even if your past relationships weren’t so green).
Safety & Usage Tips
Burn Within Sight: Never leave a lit candle unattended.
Keep Away from Children & Pets: Flames are best appreciated by grown-ups who know better than to burn themselves.
Avoid Flammable Items: Place on a stable surface, away from curtains or papers (they’ve seen enough drama already).
Optimal Burn: Light for 3–4 hours at a time, trimming the wick to 1/4″ before each session for a steady, clean burn.
Discontinue at 1/2″ Wax: Once you’re down to about a half-inch of wax, it’s time to part ways—just like any toxic ex.
Candle Hotter Than Your Ex’s Lies
Burn Your Bad Decisions Away Candle
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Long-Burning Scented Candle
Natural Soy Wax Candle
Cotton Wick Candle
Personalizable Label Candle
Post-Breakup Ritual Candle
Snarky Home Décor
Toxic Relationship Cleansing Candle
Unique Gift Idea
Made in the USA
Cheeky Aromatherapy
70–80 Hour Burn
Self-Care Essentials
Light it, breathe in, and let go—because you deserve a fresh start that’s hotter (and healthier) than the lies you once believed. The “A Candle Hotter Than Your Ex’s Lies (Burn Your Bad Decisions Away)” Scented Candle is your new flame for brighter days.
Care instructions: Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 – 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4″ before lighting. Discontinue use with 1/2″ of wax remaining.
EU & US representative: Jaslow Digital, [email protected], DBA: Wicked Wickes Candle Company, Candle Builders, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
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