Smells Like Poor Life Choices (But hey at least your house smells great) Scented Candle Gift, 13.75oz

𝐒𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐏𝐨𝐨𝐫 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐂𝐡𝐨𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐬. (𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐲, 𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭.)

Product Description
Ever wish you could mask the lingering aroma of questionable decisions? The “Smells Like Poor Life Choices (But Hey, At Least Your House Smells Great)” Scented Candle is the perfect comedic antidote to life’s little regrets. Light it up and let the fresh, soothing aroma fill your space—because if everything else is chaotic, your house should at least smell fantastic.

Key Features & Benefits
Long Burn Time

Enjoy 70–80 hours of consistent, pleasant fragrance—enough to outlast multiple misadventures.
All-Natural Soy Wax

Poured using a 100% natural soy wax blend, giving you a cleaner burn with fewer toxins and less soot.
Cotton Wick

The 100% cotton wick ensures a stable flame, optimal scent throw, and minimal smoke.
Customizable Label

Personalize the permanent adhesive label to add your own twist—making it a unique gift or a personal statement piece.
Made in the USA

Crafted with globally sourced parts, supporting local workmanship and quality assurance.
Compact Dimensions

At 3″ × 5″ (7.6cm × 12.7cm), it fits effortlessly on desks, counters, or any spot that needs a quick odor upgrade (and a chuckle).
Why You’ll Love This Candle
Self-Deprecating Humor: A tongue-in-cheek way to acknowledge life’s little “oops” moments while still creating a cozy atmosphere.
Eco-Friendly Choice: Natural soy wax and a cotton wick offer an environmentally conscious alternative to traditional paraffin candles.
Versatile Gift: Perfect for friends, family, or anyone who might appreciate a good laugh along with a great-smelling home.
Safety & Usage Tips
Burn Within Sight
Keep an eye on the flame—just because the candle’s poking fun at your life choices doesn’t mean it’s a good idea to leave it unattended.
Keep Away from Kids & Pets
Save the jokes for the adults, and place the candle out of reach of curious hands and paws.
Avoid Flammable Objects
Make sure it’s on a stable surface, away from curtains, papers, or other easily ignitable items.
Optimal Burn Times
For best results, burn for 3–4 hours at a time and trim the wick to 1/4″ before each lighting.
Retire at 1/2″ Wax
Stop burning once about 1/2″ of wax remains to avoid overheating the container—no sense in adding real trouble to your list of choices.

Smells Like Poor Life Choices Candle
Funny Scented Candle
Long-Lasting Soy Wax Candle
Cotton Wick Candle
Cheeky Home Décor
Gag Gift Idea
Customizable Candle Label
70–80 Hour Burn
Made in the USA Candle
Humorous Room Fragrance
Self-Deprecating Décor
Housewarming Gift with Humor
Eco-Friendly Candle
Poor Life Choices Décor
Aromatic Stress Relief

Light it, laugh it off, and let the refreshing aroma of this “Smells Like Poor Life Choices” Scented Candle remind you that despite your questionable calls, your environment can still be on point. After all, if you can’t fix the past, you can at least brighten up your present.
Care instructions: Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 – 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4″ before lighting. Discontinue use with 1/2″ of wax remaining.

EU & US representative: Jaslow Digital, [email protected], DBA: Wicked Wickes Candle Company, Candle Builders, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC